Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...