There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...