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Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
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I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...