Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...