Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.