spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Fixing broken computers
|An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...