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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Tips on Love by Kids!
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What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
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Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...