Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Sad News
Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...