What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...