What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!