Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...