Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!