Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...