Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...