A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...