dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Excitement in Undertaking!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great...