I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...