What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...