Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Baldness in Men
As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...