Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...