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Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
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A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
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There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Iraqi TV Guide
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Viagra
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