Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...