Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Why Two Nostrils?
A mother was having dinner with her two young children when her three year...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...