Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...