Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...