Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...