Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...