HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...