Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...