So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...