The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
The Duck Hunt
One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...