Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...