Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...