Want me to paint for you?
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Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Baseball in Heaven?
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Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
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25 facts of life
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glow worm unhappy
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Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...