Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...