Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...