Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...