What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
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insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
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A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
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Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Not On Your Anniversary!
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This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...