Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...