Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...