Blonde and Pizza
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Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
The insane conductor
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What is his occupation?
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The Windows Rejection Song
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Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
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The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
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If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...