Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Men at 35..
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35...
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...