Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Operas that never made it
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Ant jokes 03
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Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Rating your Christmas parties
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GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...