Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...