Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...