Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...