Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...