The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...