Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
How To Screw Up An Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...