Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....