Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...